Viagra Jokes
Here are a few viagra jokes:
Q: Did you hear about the man who swallowed his Viagra
too slowly?
A: He got a stiff neck.
Woman: Can I get Viagra here?
Pharmacist: Yes.
Woman: Can I get it over the counter?
Pharmacist: If you give me two of them, you can.
Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles of Viagra.
The suspect is known to be a hardened criminal!
Q. What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra?
A. OH HENRY!
Q: What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A: They both make you wait an hour for a two-minute ride!
If a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?
Following the approval of Viagra by the UK's health authorities, the
first shipment arrived yesterday at Heathrow airport, but was hijacked
on the way to the pharmacy distribution warehouse.
Scotland Yard has warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of
hardened criminals.
If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving
Viagra coverage, what are they going to use?
A growth chart?
Q: What's the clinical term for men who need Viagra?
A: Myccoxafailure
Q: Have you heard the one about the lesbian that took
Viagra?
A: She couldn't get her tongue back in her mouth for
a month.
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